Goodbye Earl!

Dear Hurricane Earl,

We would appreciate it if you would not attend our wedding. We did not invite you; you didn't RSVP; you didn't even send a gift. While we would have been entertained by the presence of your compatriots (Hurricane Danielle and the as yet unnamed Hurricane Eric), you leave us cold and rainy on the inside of our sunny happy souls.

We would also appreciate it if you had a chat with the good folks over at the Weather Channel to explain your upcoming travels. They are clearly confused, as they are simultaneously reporting a hurricane on Saturday morning and sunny weather with a high of 77 degrees.

We hope you enjoy your as yet uncharted trip out to the Atlantic, far away from our happy wedding. Perhaps you and Hurricane Danielle will find--out on the blue, tumultuous seas--the same joy that we have here on dry, sunny land.

Thank you and goodbye!

Sincerely yours,
D&E