Mini-Moon Woes

And now, friends, the world premiere version of our mini-moon woes, composed to the First Dance hit: 500 Miles. (Here's the Youtube link if you want to follow along!)

"1531 Miles" (from Boston to New Orleans)
By Danielle and Eric

When I wake up,
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be going to the Big Easy with you!
And when I board the plane,
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be boarding the tiny seats with you!
And when they delay the flight,
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be exchanging doubtful looks with you!
And when they cancel the flight,
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be calling customer services with you!
But I would walk 500 miles,
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the spouse who walks a 1000 miles to build another person’s door!
When they seize our bags,
Well I know I’m gonna be,
I’m gonna be saying goodbye to them with you!
And when they say,
when they say they will return
I’m gonna exchange another doubtful look with you!
When they put us
[when they put us]
On another later flight
I’m gonna be the one excited with you!
And when the fli----ight
Is delayed another hour
I’m gonna nearly avoid a meltdown next to you!
But I would walk 500 miles,
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the spouse who walks a 1000 miles to build another person’s door!
US Air sucks
(US Air sucks)
US Air sucks
(US Air sucks)
But United is gonna help to save the day
US Air sucks
(US Air sucks)
US Air sucks
(US Air sucks)
But United may not take off anyway
When I’m hungry,
Well I know I’m gonna get
I’m gonna get a closed restaurant to cook for you!
And when our new flight
When our new flight is further delayed
I’m gonna laugh until my belly hurts with you!
When United
Offers to check our lost luggage
The tragic turns to co---mic with you.
And when dessert calls,
Well I know I will be sweet
I’m gonna charm them for some free fro-yo for you!
I’m gonna charm them for some free fro-yooooooooo [slow down music]….for you!
BUM BUM BUM BA DA DA DA BUM BUM….
But I would walk 500 miles,
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the spouse who walks a 1000 miles to build another person’s door!
US Air sucks
(US Air sucks)
US Air sucks
(US Air sucks)
But United is gonna help to save the day
US Air sucks
(US Air sucks)
US Air sucks
(American too!)
But United may not take off anyway.
NOLA Mini-
(Moon, New Orleans)
NOLA Mini-
(Moon, New Orleans)
We’d get there if walk the whole way
NOLA Mini-
(Moon, New Orleans)
NOLA Mini-
(Moon, New Orleans)
It just may take an extra few days.
But I would walk 765.5 miles,
And I would walk 765.5 more
Just to be the spouse who had to walk 1531 miles because airline quality was no more!